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When I blew out the candles on my 8th birthday cake, I wished that my parents would get back together and be happy forever.
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One of the chimpanzee’s favourite prey to hunt is the red colobus—a two-foot tall species of monkey.
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As my girlfriend of five years sat me down at our favourite restaurant I wondered if perhaps she was proposing
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Dora teaches different languages in different parts of the world: Spanish in America, English in Europe...
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